Comments on: Chinese automaker Brilliance to show cars at 2009 NAIAS

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:29:20 +0000

“jeremy clarkson is a gay homosexual!”

As opposed to a STRAIGHT homosexual, or a gay HETEROSEXUAL? Does “gay homosexual” mean he’s extra gay?

That was a really funny response. It probably would have been easier to say “Jeremy Clarkson is a fag.” I would have laughed.

I don’t care what he thinks, but he’s funny. I’d like to see him test this car, and maybe crash…

By: murderedout

murderedout — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:15:05 +0000

beatus, jeremy clarkson is a gay homosexual!, who cares what that queer @ss sissy britian fagget thinks.
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By: gbb

gbb — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:58:19 +0000

And I thought the Korean cars were crap.
China = bringing crap to a new level.

By: JohnnyBlazE

JohnnyBlazE — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:36:13 +0000

If I was a student I’d spend my cash on an E30 3 series from 1990… Oh wait, I’m a graduate with a job and I still did that :$

D’oh!

Note to students: Move to London, UK. The tube and night busses will get you everywhere, you can drink from 18 legally and therefore there is no need for a car… Spend the money on alcohol, your halls of residence, condoms and perhaps some strip joints.

By: DeansterTJ

DeansterTJ — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:17:48 +0000

You’re all missing the point. It comes down to cold hard cash. Someone on a student budget desperate for wheels doesn’t care about horsepower, crash ratings, or pedigree. It’s strictly WHAT CAN I AFFORD IF I SCRAPE BY ON RAMEN NOODLES AND 99cent PIZZA. So it’s more likely than not that this will sell if it comes in under 10k.

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:21:39 +0000

Jeremy Clarkson would have a hayday with the name. I wonder what he would say?

“For lack of a better word, it’s just brilliant!”

“Brilliance? It’s rubbish!”

Probably the rubbish one. Any other guesses?

By: inline6

inline6 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:09:56 +0000

Will they be building the car on the platform it’ll be shown on? If they aren’t, they’d better be careful, or it’ll implode once the ship that’s carrying it hits a 5′ wave.

By: ktulu

ktulu — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:06:42 +0000

let’s C it

By: brassmonkey

brassmonkey — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:54:23 +0000

With crash ratings that poor (1 star) I wouldn’t worry about the emissions. Unless you consider brains splattered everywhere pollution…

By: hateful83

hateful83 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:24:57 +0000

Brilliance = more crap. Ignore it America.

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:58:44 +0000

…too easy.

By: tzu13

tzu13 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:53:06 +0000

I’m surprised there’s only been one BS joke so far.

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:29:42 +0000

I hear they’ll be equipped with a tray that runs the length of the undercarriage to catch the parts as they fall off.

By: murderedout

murderedout — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:29:22 +0000

PPL will get lead poisoning, from touching the paint, just like there crappy dollar-store toys. Only the uneducated car person will buy these, like a-hole and tripleongagging****s. FUCTARDS!

By: mayer_ray_nagin

mayer_ray_nagin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:18:42 +0000

…. Still, we have to wonder what structural modifications
…. were made between 2006 – when the car flunked a German
…. test – and 2007.
.
I hear they poured a bunch of lead in the bumpers for rigidity and shoved some 2×4’s in the doors for the side crash test.
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BTW, didn’t Brilliance’s VP He Gouhua win some medals in teh woman’s gymnastic events? I didn’t know 12 year old girls ran Chinese car companies.

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:56:47 +0000

A BS4 and a BS6? One must be filled with more BS than the other.