Comments on: Chrysler to cut 1,000 jobs worldwide; North America affected

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:17:10 +0000

Yeah, I’d save her from the Kracken too, then I’d pull a Kracken on her. I like the owl, he’s a little @$$ kicker.

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:11:24 +0000

I used to have a crush on Princess Andromeda. She was hot.

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:53:32 +0000

You guys ever watched Clash of the Titans?

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:30:06 +0000

Actually, at the time of the original Cerberus, there was no real “hell”, only the underworld where the spirits of the dead remained. There were many heroes who had the need to either enter the underworld or speak with the dead in order to complete their quest, which is why the gate was so heavily guarded. Cerberus was a great character in those tall tales.

By: brassmonkey

brassmonkey — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:42:04 +0000

Cerberus strikes again, thus living up to its name. Cerberus is the three headed dog-beast that guards the gates of Hell. Why you need a guard there is beyond me. Not like people are trying to sneak in, are they?

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:18:22 +0000

Maybe these 1000 should consider themselves the lucky ones: much like with any sinking ship, at least early on there still are lifeboats left.

By: xyunya

xyunya — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:55:12 +0000

Car salesman is always right; professional expertise and that impeccable upbringing will not permit them being wrong or vengeful or honest with a customer.

By: ihustle

ihustle — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:38:26 +0000

Ford lays off 200 chrysler lays off thousands. What happend xyunya, thought Ford was in the biggest trouble out of the 3? Love when im right.

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:30:38 +0000

Don’t you just love how EVERY article LLN writes on job losses or dropping sales starts off with “Due to a poor economy and record high gas prices”? WE KNOW ABOUT THE ECONOMY AND GAS PRICES BY NOW LLN!!!

By: xyunya

xyunya — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:30:34 +0000

Somehow I feel sorry for Chrysler most out of all domestics. Iaccoca saved them from bankruptcy in 80’s and gave them financial legs (ironically due in part to invention of real minivan or borrowing concept from Europe’s FIAT 600). Then man retires, brings replacement from GM to run financially stable company and typical GM asshole capitulates to Mercedes-Benz and assist to rape his own company. Even Pétain have not done to France what Robert Eaton have done to Chrysler. Now they really have a fight on their hands to survive. God knows those Nazi masters haven’t been kind.

By: howsmydriving

howsmydriving — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:45:14 +0000

Even God is not so unmerciful as to inflict this layoff as punishment for inventing the minivan.