*Monte* HAHAHAHA WTF r u talking about. nothings easy for you because you keep posting explaining yourself you douche. I LOVE MYSELF hahah you have no idea how C*cky i am. WHo are you though? I dont have to explain anythings. Thanks for posting though, you get a A for effort. You tried. Valiant effort

I’m obviously a pretty good insulter if you’re saying I talk tough, and if you’ve been unable to refute my points with anything but calling me gay. In your dreams, pal.

Guys, let’s stop responding to the ihustle bot. If Ford’s going to stay afloat, they need him selling loads of Rangers to fleets and advertizing F-150s under $20k in the paper.

That about sums it up.
Sums what up?????????????? WTF are you talking about. Was that joke. Looking for laughs, but everyones silent. So whos dumb???? Guess you look dumb. GO get you bf beat hes more interesting. Your like the annoying side kick hahah. The one who wants all the attention, but could never reach any level of acceptance.Hold on let me remind you

I don’t even know what to say. You are just getting dumber all the time. Oh wait, I do know…..
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That about sums it up.
GOOD 1 MONTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR SO FUNNY? WHERE DO YOU DO YOU STAND UP? IF your trying to say someones dumb, you shouldnt follow it with the most childish comment of lln history.

That about sums it up.

*Monte* Did i give you permission to type? I think not. Anwser: He said he wants to make me his b*tch. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, pal. I don’t swing that way. Why don’t you go sell another F-150 for 10k below sticker? You’ll get the ’09s faster that way.

*Beat* I take this site as serious as jews do jesus. I like getting responses and i do a great job of it. I will argue with every last one of yous, i love the confrontation and the shock value. I take nothing personal. I hate no one, i like ruffling the feathers. I love Ford, as you guys know, and i defend them. Thats about the extent i go.

If you don’t know which brands I like, that tells me that my comments aren’t too biased. I’m not a fanboy. Like you. I sold cars when I was 18, at a Mazda-Hyundai dealer, and I was consistently in the top 2 salespeople at the dealer. I quit because I couldn’t stand the culture of that job. I also worked for the largest Ford dealer in the Northwest in 2005.

But just so you know, I tend to root for GM, Ford, and Chrysler. I like Honda’s smaller vehicles. I am in no way a Toyota fan. Nissan’s okay. I do like Mazda, Subaru, Mitsubishi, and Suzuki because each of them builds Japanese cars with character and soul. I’m a big Jaguar/Land Rover fan. I love Saabs, as well, and I like Volvos, but I’m less of a fan of them because they’re not as fun to drive. I don’t really like BMW outside of the Mini and the 1-Series. And I don’t like M-B very much at all. Audi’s okay, but they’re a bit too antiseptic for me. Hyundai/Kia bore me. And I can’t wait until Alfa Romeo and Fiat start selling cars here again. I’d love to see Renault, Citroen, Peugeot, Lancia, Skoda, and Seat come back to America, too.

This isn’t about brands, ihustle. It’s about you being an ignorant fanboy who says Fords are the best because they sell the best (major logical fallacy, not to mention the fact that most of them don’t), and because you’ll benefit financially from it by spreading your particular brand of idiocy. That’s almost SPAM. You spew garbage and pass it off as facts. That’s what I can’t stand. And you’re a total asshole to anyone that doesn’t agree with you. That’s why I make you my bitch on this forum.

So don’t sell cars, if you’re not a new car or used car salesman. But when Ford posts another month of down sales, I’ll say, “well, ihustle might have been of help, but he isn’t a car salesman, he’s a professional salesman.”

Second hypocrisy: You make fun of someone in this thread for joking about you selling pintos, (which they didn’t say were new, dumba$$) and not being in production anymore. You are the person who has made jokes to injunrav about selling sunbirds and bonnevilles. Funny how quickly you forget.

I told you before, you are the one you hate. And you keep proving that over and over.

And last, I haven’t been MIA, just busy. But glad to see you miss me.

beatusmongus- Where do you live? Most Focus’s aren’t owned by “young guys”. It’s a cool car and all, but most people own one as a second vehicle, whether or not your talking about Europe or America.

What I think would be awesome is if we got the body styles and structure of the Euro Focus, with the interior of the American one. The Euro interior is pretty bland looking, and that’s where the current American Ford Focus really scores in. Either way you look at it, it’s still a blue collar car that does everything pretty well.

ihustle- Fine, if your a “car salesman”, I seriously doubt anybody here could care less what you sell. Please, don’t try pushing it on us though.

And getting cramps while swimming after eating is a wives tale, btw.

“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

My fascination is however how you choose to be a used car salesman? Do you need a special talent to lie to people with a straight face? Most of humans want to grow up policeman, fireman, heroes, authors, artists, scientist, even cook(pardon chef). But crooked used car salesman? How do you get married (to a woman)? Which father wants his daughter to merry a car salesman?

Please indulge my curiosity.

And I don’t need your assistant. I have one of my own, but thanks for offering. However, if your assistant is better than mine, then we can talk. But why would you want to get rid of your assistant?

But just for everyone’s amusement, I’ll rewrite a new iHustle Sales Robot commercial:

ANNOUNCER: As if the iHustle Sales Robot wasn’t enough, we now introduce you to the new iHustle Sales Robot version 2.0! With new added features like the ability to spell the word “denominator”, and an improved confidence chip, iHustle is perfect for your sales business. We still offer the same popular “flavors”, including Lime, Tangerine, Blueberry, Snow, Graphite and Horse’s Ass, but now we’ve added on more flavor: Retart.

CUSTOMER: The iHustle stopped at nothing to convince me to purchase my new truck. He even threatened to beat me up if I considered something else! It was a wonderful experience altogether.

ANNOUNCER: Operation of the iHustle is simple. Just insert your brochure into the slot in the chest, and your iHustle will scan every page and be ready to recite it to customers in minutes. No more orientations, no more training trips, just unpack your iHustle and reap the sales benefits in no time.

MANAGER: The iHustle is great. He sells more than my whole team combined did. I ended up letting nearly everyone go, and now I’m saving money AND earning money at the same time! And I never have to worry about a water bottle, smoke breaks, luncheons, or anything a regular employee would demand.

SALESMAN: Well, at least you didn’t let everyone go, boss.

MANAGER: I only kept you because you’re my son-in-law. But I’m trying to get my daughter to consider divorce.

ANNOUNCER: So come down today and pick up your iHustle Sales Robot. Easy to operate, easy to maintain, and VERY entertaining!