Comments on: SEMA 2009: Funkmaster Flex lends hand to Ford Taurus SHO

By: FORDSALZMGR

FORDSALZMGR — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:10:16 +0000

After having a FUNKMASTER FLEX Expedition on the lot for 2 years I finally paid a guy $5000.00 under net net to please take it! FORD KEEP HIM AWAY FROM OUR CARS!!!!!! Im friends with Kid Rock (Bob Ritchie) his dad owned Crest LM in Sterling Hgts we could design a car for you and actually have it sell!!!!!

By: dirtybird

dirtybird — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:30:18 +0000

stick to DJing funkmaster

By: Doty

Doty — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:36:15 +0000

I’d drive it, wouldn’t be complete without blacked out windows and upgraded exhaust and intake, but kudos for being original and not looking like every other sedan on the road

By: andy

andy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:51:30 +0000

aww those little rotors look so cute inside those 22′s… funkmaster fail

By: AutoCritical

AutoCritical — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:59:36 +0000

I think the car is looking even more confused. Tossing up between looking like a tough aggressive monster, or a more restrained look.

The bonnet say aggression

The body side says restraint

I wrote more at http://bit.ly/1ab1vE on the Taurus, with sketches showing the lines that ‘slow’ the design down and what they could have done to make it look more dynamic.

By: CarResearcher

CarResearcher — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:52:22 +0000

From pimp my ride to bust my ride!

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:01:18 +0000

Wow… what an incredibly stupid way to ruin a perfectly good SHO.

By: christianboy10

christianboy10 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:18:51 +0000

Fu*kmasterflex really Fu*k this one up

By: aesir

aesir — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:05:08 +0000

Not enough funk if you ask me. They need to head over to the Subaru display for ideas.

By: KarLoveBoy88

KarLoveBoy88 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:52:54 +0000

Nice car. Not sure. If I’d buy it though but it. Has a place or the custom car fanatics

By: JSi

JSi — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:37:47 +0000

yeah it is ugly indeed, but you know what, this could be a good copcar, just based on the looks…

By: 05Z88Path

05Z88Path — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:37:38 +0000

If they are going to insist on put 22′s on the car at least upgrade the brakes to fill the space! It would look better, and be an actual “performance” modification…

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:35:43 +0000

Ui, que feo.

“slow-selling Funkmaster Flex Expedition” should have been a major red flag right there.