Comments on: GM, Mercedes-Benz cut back on sports sponsorships

By: DeansterTJ

DeansterTJ — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:21:11 +0000

I love that pathetic plea for public support – “If you love apple pie, hot dogs, and baseball, stand up for GM.”

I would love to buy some airtime and show a poster saying “If you love” and then a picture of a d.ick f.uckin.g an an.us, a fist punching a lady’s face, and a pickpocketer cleaning out a maid’s wallet, “then stand up for GM – F.uck.ing you since the 1905 with shi.tty products.”

By: howsmydriving

howsmydriving — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:31:25 +0000

Maybe GM could start sponsoring Bulgarian baseball teams, or the Somali Pirates.

By: RaineMan

RaineMan — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:21:22 +0000

Chevy definately needs to get out of NASCAR… they are throwing hundreds of millions away with that waste of a sport.

By: Mutant@DCX

Mutant@DCX — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:24:17 +0000

Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at Fenway Park.
One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap.
As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman.
A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch.
The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring.
Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?”
To this the officer replies: “Oh, no, of course not. I just need to double check because every other Yankees cap I’ve ever seen had an @SSHOLE under it!”