General Motors’ latest strategy to move some metal in order to maker room for new model-year vehicles is to have its U.S. employees offer any one person they know discounted employee pricing on the company’s new vehicles. The world’s biggest, but ailing, automaker is offering the incentive until the end of July, the company told its employees via a memo on Friday.
While this means not just anyone could walk into a dealership and ask for employee pricing — though that practice just may work — those invited to partake could save thousands of dollars in cash incentives. According to Automotive News reports, a $34,200 Buick Lucerne would cost just shy of $30,000 with the discount.
Apart from this limited-time offer, the employee pricing system can only be taken advantage of by GM employees and their immediate families.
“During this challenging period for people across the country, there’s no better time than (now) to talk up our great products and give someone you know an additional incentive to buy GM,” GM’s sales chief Mark LaNeve wrote in the e-mail to employees.



07/25, 2:16 PM
posted by:
xyunya
The problem is that GM “immediate” family shrinking. Even that pool is getting smaller.
What are the chances that the guy who was canned from GM will buy his next car from GM?
07/25, 3:30 PM
posted by:
howsmydriving
I’m going to stand on a freeway exit with a sign that says:
“Will have sex with female GM employee for Camaro discount.”
07/25, 3:36 PM
posted by:
HemiRoadRunner
^^^^^^ That’s funny
07/25, 3:37 PM
posted by:
HemiRoadRunner
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
07/25, 4:03 PM
posted by:
xyunya
Nope, it is considered inability to find female companionship without fist full of dollars.
07/25, 4:37 PM
posted by:
zeeck
^^lol, i’d say shoplifting, but why are they doing discounts? if I was one of their employess i would defiinitely not be making a big purchase like that right now…
07/25, 11:18 PM
posted by:
johnnycanuck
If you have sex with a shoplifter against her will is there still a five finger discount?
07/26, 12:45 PM
posted by:
ktulu
Unlike the chrysley move,thnis mite work,bcuz GM has some good vechicles.
Can U fit 5 fingers in a shoplifter? If U can, do U want more?
07/27, 10:57 AM
posted by:
DeansterTJ
I would like to fist someone one day….
07/27, 10:58 AM
posted by:
DeansterTJ
Once again, Ktulu makes total sense