Who the hell would want to own a Mercury brand?? Its bad enough its a Ford, but to put a Mercury badge on a Ford product is just horrible. Only some old guy would want to buy a Mercury.

Hey *moto* what brand do you like? Just curious

I love grand plans. Something like that was very common during communist era behind Iron Curtain. Some of us know the history

don’t get crushed by the Iron Curtain

it does NOT exists. That is one of history lessons.

Ihustle what does it matter to you what I like, but if you must know I am a big fan of Subaru and Porsche. I also like Hyundai because they were the underdogs, ridiculed for so long by the arrogant big 3 for so long, and now they’re building cars better than the big 3.

I want everyone on this forum to know that I was in New Jersey last week and I got to meet the infamous Ihustle. He works at Toms Ford, NJ. I did not tell him that I post on LLN, I simply acted as a customer. This guy is a SERIOUS DOUCHE! He thinks he’s hot s.hit b/c he is a car salesman. LAME! Think fast douchefag. He looks like one of those guys you see in a bar with a pink polo on with his collar up and gel in his hair.

chester, have some respect! It’s not a DOUCHE it is douche bag!

see if you can pick him out of this list of people who work there http://www.tomsford.com/staff/index.cfm

Well if Ihustle is able to sell people Fords, then he must be a good salesman lol. If someone gave me a job at a ford dealership to sell cars, I would get fired after the first day because I just don’t know how to convince people to buy crap.

*MOto* out of everyone you listed ford outsells them all by a longshot. I respect your opinion though.

*Chester* If you came to my dealership, which you didnt. My last 9 customers i had was sold. SO I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW CAR!!!! Ohh thanks for the email, we got alot of laughs from it around the dealership. The only reason you know where i work was because my name linked you to the site. Your not that smart buddy Thanks for trying though. Definately not ashamed of where i work, or anything i say defending ford.If you were ar out dealership chester, what did i show you? Or what was your name. What does my card look like because you definately got one? You dont know because you never came. Prove it

I dunno. It can be Christopher “intellectually challenged” Fennen or Enrico “half retard” L. Cuzzi Jr. or Said “I’ll blow your family out of the sky” H. Abdelaziz. I don’t think it is Robert “lazy guiney” Villani – I am not sure he is aware of Internet, but I can be wrong? So who’s the sucker?

Could it be “daddy got me a job” Doremus Jr.?

Nick Gorski is Ihustle.. He doesn’t even sell cars. He sweeps the used car lot. I don’t know what email Ihustle is referring to but I wish I did since it got a lot of laughs at the dealership. For the record, I own an 05′ Ford F-150 and I like it. My problem is stupid a.ssholes like you who think you know every f.ucking thing because you work for a dealership. Well let me tell you something, you are nothing more than a sales b.itch. You are always going to be the customers b.itch and you have no useful skills what so ever. So, good luck in life you sorry POS

i could be mistaken… maybe it is Christopher Fennen that is Ihustle. He does have that “I know EVERYTHING” look about him.

Ihustle Subaru is a small company, so of course Ford outsells it. You think because Ford sells more cars than Subaru that its a better car?? A 20yr old subaru will last longer than a brand new ford. I have no idea why you keep bragging about ford sales when each quarter ford reports major a financial loss.

so what do we call you now?? Nick or Chris?

Recognize when you see me. My names Chris and i have no shame. How about we keep the racial slurs to a minimal. Its funny the same guy who drives a honda *Xyunya* comes out with racial comments. Anytime you want to see a professional dealership, with saleman that know there products, come down to Tom’s. If you like to get banged out on a doc fee, see some of our competitors

I dunno, ihustle mentioned family. Fennen got clap, genital worts and got knows what, but no woman would bear his child, unless she was raped or heavily sedated. Fennen can be “man’s man” if you catch my drift (anus lover).

What do you know it is a fag!

So does this mean the Mystique and Capri are returning?

Hey chester thanks for giving ford you money We appreciate the buisness. Your not even in the car buisness, your just an out sider looking in. Ill continue to sell, and make a great living doing it. I love my place of work and my coworkers. You have the whole dealership laughing, at how pathetic your desperate attempt to be-little someone. I will continue to post. Whats funny is your un-employed and your jealous of a go-getter. So when did you come to toms? Ohhh i forgot your lying it was a desperate attempt to relay useless information.

The news story should be that Mercury and Lincoln will COMPLIMENT each other:
“Hey Lincoln, you’re looking good!”
“Thanks Mercury, you’re not too bad yourself.”

*Xyunya* strike 2 if your going to make a joke, make sure it was funny. That was pretty lame but what could i expect from an unemployed loser try again

So does anybody want to lay off ihustle. Just because he likes Ford… Yes, a majority of their products suck but the f-150 and the mustang are a different story. The mustang is one of the top five most reliable vehicles currently also the only model in constant production since way back in the 60’s or 70’s. f150’s also do well. Several friends with over 200,000 miles and no problems ever. Now everything else they sell kind of sucks and so do their sales figures but hey the guy is loyal. Give him a break!

Oh and bad move ford. It should just be you and linclon. Concentrate more money on better products. Build a CTS rvial. Lincoln is capable of that.

you know how they say that people bully people based off of their own insecurities? Ihustle, this is the 5th or 6th time that you have called someone unemployed.. Were you unemployed and living with your parents until you got this job at Tom’s so now you use that to put down other people. Or is your dad unemployed? I do have a job. I am an Engineer but I don’t need to brag to everyone about my job and how well it pays (unlike you and trust me when i say my job pays better than yours). I didn’t buy my truck from Tom’s because I dont buy vehicles from idiots like you. I dont’t have a problem giving my money to Ford for a truck because their truck suites my needs the best.

Funny… a friend of mine just got a sales job at a local Ford dealer… I told him he was crazy.

lol

Ihustle, which chick is the dealership hosebag? Every dealership has one.

i still say, ford should import the Falcon and give that to Mercury

*mayer* No comment haha.*Chester* When did you come to toms? You said you were here a few weeks ago????? WHEN WERE YOU AT TOMS? maybe this time youll anwser. You were lying and i think we all know that. Say good-bye to credibility. Whats with the desperate attempt to tell everyone where i work? Unlike you i have no shame. How about you link us to your site? FYI i’ve been on my own since i was 16 and i dont appreciate personal attacks. Ive been at my dealership for 2 years and ive never been happier.

It’s gotta be Melanie Meyer but I bet Sandra Gelpke is pretty easy.

They don’t call Sandy “gulpy Gelpke” for nothing!

*Mayer* Id appreciate the non name dropping if you could. They have nothing to do with my posts, and are irrelavant to the article at hand

“I want everyone on this forum to know that I was in New Jersey last week and I got to meet the infamous Ihustle. He works at Toms Ford, NJ. I did not tell him that I post on LLN, I simply acted as a customer. This guy is a SERIOUS DOUCHE! He thinks he’s hot s.hit b/c he is a car salesman. LAME! Think fast douchefag. He looks like one of those guys you see in a bar with a pink polo on with his collar up and gel in his hair.”
So when were you at toms???????? Did you just lye so you had a reason to drop a link? I think it was just a childish attempt to gain reasoning. So what does my buisness card look like? Everyone i speak to has my buisness car, i carry about 20 of them at all times in my back pocket in case the customer will not enter the dealership. So please entertain me???????????

Dear douches. Please check your spelling and grammar. It is difficult to follow the screaming bitch fest when I can’t even read or understand what the hell you are typing!
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Dear ibot. If you are the hot sh.it salesman you CLAIM to be, pushing ex-rental Tauruses and Foci to greasy Jersey retirees with gold chains and pinky rings, how do you expect to make your month’s numbers if you are posting here every 6 minutes? Oh, wait. Uncle Tom doesn’t put a minimum production level on his ’special’ nephew for sweeping floors and dusting birdcrap off the windshields of the F150s that have been sitting on the dealer lot for 10 weeks because of gas prices. Why don’t you head back to the stockroom and continue to drool over the new Camaro? Anyone remember ‘Link’ from Goonies? The half retard, half monster, half idiot? That’s ibot. You are now ‘Link’, you waste of space and polyester. Let’s see if the half a fag prints this out and ‘has a good laugh around the dealership’.

ifag, it looks like you entertaining yourself. Go to the filthy bathroom in your dealership and you can do it inprivacy, unless you want all of us to see your mental masturbations. If you in fact Christopher McFag Shannon, there can be no doubt that our Lord wanted you to be a woman and practiced practical joke.
And lucky for humanity, majority of people don’t have to sell used cars to old ladies to be employed or have an income.

Mercury will get the axe, they R just delaying it.

a mercury escort?

Mercury needs a cougare.. It could be a Mustange with IRS.

The Mercury Sable should B dropped The Grand Marquis should niot, it’s good 4 pold pepople.

Lot oof wops in joisey

Ford is not better than Subaru
I will not pay a doc fee

the f-150 and the mustang R gr8 vehicles

Lincoln is capable of building a CTS rvial.

ford should import the Falcon

Ihustle, I didnt have to come to your dealership (wait, why am I saying “your dealership”, you’re just a sales b.itch) to figure out who you are. You have posted on LLN which dealership you work for. And even worse, I picked out which picture was yours (all I did was choose the stupidest looking car salesman and voila!). I thought I would just have a little fun at your expense and to be quite honest with you, its been great. I can see how bad it is getting to you simply by the fact that you keep saying prove it prove it prove it. WHEN DID YOU COME TO TOM’S?!? You say I should say goodbye to my credibility? This coming from a car salesman?? What do you know about credibility Ifag

As BRASSMOKEY said, you guys need to improve the spelling and puncuation in your B**ch fest. How else are the rest of us going to enjoy it properly. Seeing two (I assume) adult men argue like fith graders who just learned how to cuss and went through puberty is really quite funny. I’m mainly referring to you *CHESTER* a little from *XYUNGYA* but he actually puts up pretty good posts most of the time. Poor Ihustle… seems you’re getting whipped like the family pig for no apparent reason. Did you and Chester try to date the same girl once?

you remind me of my friend Jacob. You see, Jacob worked for a parts store for 2 years. Because he worked for this store, he felt like he was some sort of car guru. But the sad truth is, he is the complete opposite. He is a complete moron when it comes to cars. I have been working on racecars my whole life and he felt like he was a genius and I was an idiot. All because he works for a parts store and he knows how to sell brake pads. Im not saying that Ihustle matchs this story exactly but he shares the same qualities as Jacob. He is an ignorant smartass.

I don’t know what Nightblack is talking about. I may not be the best at spelling but I see little to no mistakes in my typing.

chester what kind of cars did you work on?
Formula 1, Nascar?

Do you think you the comments of “Bloggers” brings me down. Way to c*cky for that bull****. THe whole dealership is laughing thanks for the entertainment. *CHESTER***** AWWWWWW You have to lye. So you didnt come? Just like i thought. HAHAHAHAH You keeping getting personal? Is there a reason? DO you honestly think im upset??? Keep them coming buddy shows alot about your inteligence level. I actually have alot of cars and trucks on the road right now. Chester link us to your site, or even XY*UNYA. Its easy to TALK TOUGH and you guys are typing HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahaha really shows alot of class.
Xyunya* YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha at least i own one. You dont have any ground to stand on buddy!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH Keep them coming guys please this is hilarious. Grown men acting like kids im loving it

What did ihustle do to everyone? I don’t read LLN as much as I used to, so I don’t even really remember a single one of his pro-Ford posts, but so what if he sells Fords and so what if he likes them. Disagree with him all day long, but call him a douche bag?…. OK, maybe you kids should eat less cookies before naptime, you’re getting ornery…

It’s not even clear that chester met ihustle, but it sounds more like chester went to New Jersey and caught ihustle knocking the bottom out of chester’s girlfriend in the back seat of 2009 Explorer. Put the second row down, and there’s a lotta room in the back, eh, ihustle? [wink wink, nudge nudge].

So, ANYWAY…. keeping Mercury alive after all this time is probably a mistake. I wonder if the polling data Ford’s relying on asked younger female drivers if they’d buy an upscale Ford if Mercury simple didn’t exist. Ford may be keeping Mercury alive for the wrong reasons. Trying to differentiate Mercury from Lincoln is certainly a move in the right direction, but I say make Lincoln to Ford as Acura/Lexus is to Honda/Toyota. You don’t need different products, just notch ‘em up a bit for people who want more luxury. That’s a proven way to differentiate….

I take pride in what i sell, where i sell it. More then i can say about *chester* and *Xyunya*. Ridicule i can handle, actually think it’s funny. You dont see anyone else linking you to there website, or giving you there name. I am proud of who i am. Whats the funniest is the people bashing me are the same guys that are unemployed and not even in the car buisness. F*cking chumps looking through the glass. How does unemployment compare to employed. Its like a minor league baseball player telling a pro they suck. Makes no sense haha

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3156921&l=100000085

Ihustle, you were definitely winning this one in terms of credibilty and sanity. Don’t ruin it now….

Nightblack_97, I have been the crew chief for David Ashley since 2007 in the O’Reilly SUPR Late Model Series. I have been in contact with crew chiefs Lance Mcgrew and Steve Letart with Hendricks Motorsports. My plans are to move to North Carolina after I graduate from LSU and start working with Jeff Gordons crew chief, Steve Letart. Steve tells me that they will be looking for a fresh engineer to take up the reigns as crew chief over the no. 25 car in the next few years. That is my ultimate goal. Or i could just sell cars.. hahahaha yeah right

http://www.suprracing.com/images/14_brr_07zmd.jpg

http://www.suprracing.com/images/14_4x_alt_06md.jpg

Nothing wrong with selling cars. So the truth comes out. You go to LSU and you currently arent working for anyone. You dont know anyone, youve lyed about coming to Toms ford, and your lying again about who you know and what your plans are. You prob dont go to LSU, most likely community college if your even in college.

Chester,
Congrads! Seems like you’ve got a fun job ahead of you. I’d rather be on the design side, and while I’m dreaming… maybe be an editor for C&D. anyway though, I hope that works out for you.
Out of random curiosity, why do you hate ihustle?

Scarface03 & Nightblack_97, it is obvious that ifag hurled enough insults on this blog for someone to spend time researching who the f*ck he is. And it didn’t take much of research. I sort off pointed the same guy as Chester, and to boot idiot names himself. Just look at the photo of Christopher and let me know if you DON’T think his middle name is “hide-a-salami”?

Guys, really, all kidding aside, if iHustle is happy and earning a living, get off him. It’s his choice, and successful car salespeople in any high-thruput dealership actually make pretty good coin. Takes everybody to make the world go round and picking on people for their choice of supporting themselves becomes infantile after about the 2nd joke.

xyunya how about you link us a picture of yourself? Making fun of my picture is childish, and to comment on you opinion to my sexual preference. I am totally hetrosexual, but if i like guys would it make a difference??????Whats the obsession with my sexual preference, are you insecure about your own? Your commenting on things that have nothing to do with the article. Why? If your not insecure how about you show us a picture of yourself? Actually no, i really dont care enough to even click the link. At that point id be stooping to your level, and i dont go that low, thanks for the comments

I am working. Its summer jack a.ss I am a mechanical engineer for Georgia Gulf in Plaquemine, La if you must know. After reading Ihustle’s posts for the past couple of months, I have developed a resentment towards him. I don’t really “hate” him, I just enjoy stirring up stuff on here. It makes the day go by. In case you guys don’t realize, being an engineer isn’t very exciting. I have a lot of free time and I love cars so I read everything on LLN. Yeah, it sucks to sit around in my office for 10 hours with little to nothing to do but I’m 20 years old and getting paid more than most grown men so im not complaining. Thanks for the enthusiasm Nightblack. I am excited about going to NASCAR. My dad has been racing for over 25 years and he has taught me everything he knows about racing. I went to LSU with intensions on graduating with a degree in M.E. and then going to NASCAR. It seems as though everything is set in motion.

xyunya what do you mean by “I sort off pointed the same guy as Chester, and to boot idiot names himself”

You and I guessed the same guy uhm gay on the first guess: Christopher McFagen. ihustle stated that his name is Christopher. There is only one Christopher on the site.

ifag, why would I pose on Internet? I am NOT your type.

Theres two and MCfagen is not my last name. Why do you care what my sexual preference is? Not quite understanding

Fennen, you are correct there are two. The second one sell parts, looks like a regular guy. I don’t give a crap about your orientation is, although from that image it is fairly obvious.
Even before your outting with a picture I sort of deduced alternative life style: fascination with oneself look, cynicism, excessive use of “b.itch”. All the tell tale signs of suppressed closet queen. It is perfectly clear now, including choice of profession: lying comes natural to you, former Catholic and gay. It’s all very fitting, pardon the pun.

Hold on so i can address your obvious childish statements, that are absolutely labeling, and stereotyping. Because of how i look in a picture, im gay? Wait or because i sell cars, im gay? All car saleman are gay? I’ve never heard that before. When did i become catholic? Now where did you get the tell tale signs of a closet queen? Im not quite understanding how you know all the “tell tale” signs of someone in the closet. Please explain. Not that i have to explain myself, but i have girlfriend, a smoking hot one at that. Xyunya since your so quick to put down other how about you show us a picture of yourself so we can tell you what we think Obviously you won’t because you can’t stand the comments. What im concerned about is your “Tell tale” sign of homosexuals? How are you so informed? See i dont judge people, because i think its unfair, and stereotyping is wrong. This is why im having such a hard time understanding your comments.

Well, 2-3 days ago you called me “bi.tch” repeatedly, because I simply disagreed with you regarding Ford products. Now you you have troubles understanding my reasoning. Try college class in psychology, perhaps it will help. Am I wrong about you being Catholic? I know it is none of my business, but you did not go to a Catholic church as a child?
Don’t worry about girlfriend, this shall pass as well. You throw a lot of tell-tale signs of alternative lifestyle, and it is your right to be one. I am of mind set of “live and let live”. I am not judging, just noticing a pattern.

there is absolutely no pattern that coinsides with homo sexuals. I refer to people who consistently cry, or wine, or act tuff on the computer as “Bitches”. Nothing to do with ones life style. Tell mee some tell tale signs. My girlfriend and i have been together for a numberous # of years and my personal life is none of your buisness. I do not attend a catholic church fyi. You know what they say about assuming? exactly you’ve obviously proven that theory right. WHy are you so concerned about my personal life? You havent properly explained yourself and im waiting for an inteligent response. It seems as if someone disagrees with you, you take it to a personal level so you can gain attention. In the same breath you make yourself look uneducated. Its people like yourself that make me ashamed to be an american.

boy, sounds like a politician.

nope, just very hurt alternative lifestyle feller. Obviously very confused about himself.
Since I have no desire to deposit my cash (or credit) with Toms River Ford, I don’t owe you any explanations. For further understanding of my insight, I can recommend psychology course on the topic “Abnormal Behavior”. I believe it is given in Monmouth University, the closest institution of higher learning, albeit low grade, to you.

Exactly what i thought, thanks for proving my point. Who did you hurt? Again assumptions truely arent your forte. You should speak on facts or not speak at all. It takes alot more then you to hurt my feelings. What honestly is going wrong in my life? How am i confused? I see quite clearly. Give me some examples of abnormal beharvior: I forgot there is none, and the world of make believe is re-entering your life. Your infactuation with one “Bloggers”Life is abnormal and not healthy. What is your obsession with what i do after work??????????

whats a feller? Was that term taught at monmouth university. How did you hear of monmouth university.ARE YOU HONEST GOOGLING ALL THIS STUFF???? This is seriously sick, no normal person would be doing this stuff. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY OBSESSED!!!!! do you want me to send you more pics??? HAHAHA God only knows what your doing with the current one. Wanna know my address? Your some sort of twisted stalker.

Why would somebody call a dude gay, then say they want to work for jeff gordon without looking gay themselves? I’m not trying to start $H!T, just curious.

I agree… Jeff Gordon is a total fag.. but he is one of the best in NASCAR and if I want to get into NASCAR, I have to get whatever I can take aka a job on Jeff Gordon’s team. Hendricks motorsports is the most dominate team in recent history. I think it would be great to get my foot in the door at Hendricks, whether its Gordon, Johnson, Mears, or Earnhardt Jr.

Nice excuse chester i almost believed it

I don’t need to prove myself to you guys. I know who I am and where I am going in life and my future doesn’t involve kissing up to potential customers all day. The sales business sucks ihustle, go to college and get out of car sales. (for your own good) There is no shame in community college buddy

actually went to rutgers and have a buisness marketing degree. I make over 125,000 dollars im 23 and in my second year. Thanks for the concern but my lifestyle proves that the car buisness is paying the bills and then some. Sales dont suck, certain saleman do, i think thats where your comment should be directed. Id rather be “talking” myself into my money then getting my hands dirty on some pit crew. My hands are clean, where a shirt and tie to work everyday. I have a very respectable job.

Xyunya youve been quite. Are you trying to find other facilities by my place of work? Tired of googling? Or are you searching for my adress so you can obtain more pictures of me HAHAHAHAHAH Some people are pathetic

quiet*

i had to go to the tom’s ford website to see who this jerk off artist ihustle is. are you sreious? if that self loving asswipe came up to at the dealership (not that i would ever shop for a ford, but stick with me), i would go to the manager first, and go to the chevy lot second. what a complete tool. i didn’t know that tom’s ford was hiring the retarded. oh, that’s right. you are uncle tom’s ’special’ nephew. kudos to tom. way to support the special olympics.

ihustle sales bot, I almost feel sorry for you on this one, but face it, I think you had it coming for a while now. You should be suprized it took this long. I mean seriously, could you look anymore self absorbed or smug in that picture. I could tell it was you the instant I saw it and before I later read the post where you admitted it. You say you have a respectable job, whatever, try and start being a respectable person. Is that possible?

correction^^surprised

I found another picture of sales bot
http://www.funlol.com/6796/4_popped_collars_cool.html

I went to the Toms Ford site, is Christopher Fennan ihustle? Does Chris really pop his collar or are you just starting $H!T. He kind of looks like that “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Ritchie! I think I can do it! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Fonzy popped collar look.

Yes Chistopher Fennan is ihustle. looks like a collar popping “dudebruh” (term for d-bag)

He looks exactly like the guy from the old dell commercials that said “dude your getting a dell”. I can picture him on the lot now, “dude your getting a ford”

Carlos, that pic is so damn funny! 4 popped collars! And Monte, you’re right. “Dude, you’re getting a used Focus!”

so the title of dudebruh fits him perfectly.. lol those type of people say dude.. and bruh.. all the time. I hate them. I’m sure he probably drinks jager bombs and calls everyone f.ucking scanks at the “club” haha what a fag.