Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. Fucking bitch

I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I’d cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I’d
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.
Hopefully you’ll get what’s coming to you. Fucking bitch

I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It’d be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot

Shut the fuck up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.

Isn’t the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life
get your head cracked open.

Hopefully you’ll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.

Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger,
blowing your brains out. You’ll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.

I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.

m5
500

cts-v
556

base price

m5
$85,500

cts-v
$58,575

0-60

m5
4.8

cts-v
3.9

these are facts.
personally i am suprised. more that that- shocked the CTS-V is a better deal, but seriously, what would you rather show up to at a nightclub. A cadillac or BMW?

BMW = Outdated, overratted, overpriced crap.

Everyone would rather drive a GM vehicle and for them, there is nothing better than a Cadillac.

GM. AN American Revolution

NMOFGM

- You sly fox you, where have you been? I’ve been awaiting your witty comebacks and overly-ignorant tomfoolery. You crazy bastard you. Come here and give me a hug!

I think you’ve got that switched around. Turbos do their best work at HIGHER and not LOWER rpms. Most of the turbo cars I’ve driven need to be kept revving high if you plan on winning any races.

Bahahahahaha!!!

You don’t have to watch Transformers to see a Camaro get it’s ass kicked, just pick up an issue of Car & Driver and you’ll see the Mustang beats the new Camaro with 100 less HP. Not only does the new car come in 2nd place, it took GM almost 4 years to produce that result. How long will it take them to make something that can stand up to the competition across town or across the world?

NMOFGM, you really are the last diehard GM fan.

What do you think?

Hope The CTS-V enjoyed the view at the top. Better rack up all the wins it could get before the usual suspects get refreshed and spank that brash American like cops on Rodney King.

It’s good to see more F1 technology (albeit a brief bit of technology) going into the road cars. At least one manufacturer has made use of the money spent on such a project.

Wonder if Ferrari or Mercedes will be next?

Seriously, he writes some of the funniest stuff out there. Much better than most comedy films and TV. He’s the equivalent of a crazy KKK guy running around Manhattan-He can’t cause any trouble, and everyone but he knows he’s a joke.

As for actual stuff, it seems I’m the only person I know who prefers normally aspirated engines in my Bimmer. I love the fact that they can really wring power out of a straight six, and have been doing so for thirty years. The idea of a forced induction V6 in the next M3 is going too far, I think.

i`d rather say, u can thank Audi´s RS6 and his biturbo powered V10 for this move.

Cadillac = Standard of the World.

BMW = Bayerische Motoren Werke

BMW got their a$$es handed to them with the new CTS-V. They are now playing catchup with this new M5. There are LOTS of current M5 owners switching to the CTS-V, and not looking back.

’nuff said.

What you said is so true.
But about Audi, I noticed that it did less than stellar in the recent Initial Quality Study from J.D. Power. So, I’m not sure if I would put Audi in the same class as BMW or MB…

..and GM can build no longer.

please re-ban this guy already…

Quality and driving feel are the two primary differences between the two in my opinion. Outright #s are important but mean little in the way of determining which is the better car.

And again the argument that BMWs are unreliable can be tossed out the window. I’ve owned 7 BMWs and none have ever been hooked up to tow trucks. I know some Cadillac/GM people who can’t say the same. Namely my friend’s dad’s Z06 is on it’s second tranny. And that car is babied. Their new CTS-V also just went in for a new tensioner. Both random problems, perhaps. Just don’t think any car is invincible, especially not your GM cars.