Enjoy.

Buh-Bye

That stock photo actually kind of makes me want an H2… no really, it does

Take all of the Hummer crap with you. We no longer have a need for them here in the states. All the rappers and senseless jackasses have already purchased enough of them. It had unsuccessfully ran its course here on the States side.

I did always feel the H2 was a cheap plastic version of the Tahoe/Yukon (metal-bodied) twins

Pretty sure H2’s are metal bodied… Hummer sells magnetic covers for the doors so you don’t scratch them while off roading. That would require metal.

That is a good looking picture… very flattering.

“We are fortunate to have a partner who understands and recognizes the importance of continuing investment in Hummer’s heritage as a U.S.-based and branded company with a view toward capitalizing on global opportunities”

Roughly translated- ‘thanks for keeping my ass off the bread line’

I wonder – can an H2 make it through a Chinese restaurant drive-thru?

(damn Friday liquid lunches keep getting to me)

oh Fuel burner has been handed to China. Gm should start a new era without Hummer long ago. I dunno what Chinese people are thinking about. make a fake Escalade and Tahoe by using Hummer brand?

And nothing of value was lost.

…..

Yeah, I just said it. Flame me all you want if you don’t agree, I don’t care anyway.

Stix@ ur right. No one cares about that brand long ago.

I have never been a fan of the Hummer brand. But when it was first created, it did have a purpose. That purpose was a military vehicle that could go just about anywhere off the road. (provided the body of the vehicle was not too wide…) For that purpose it did quite well. As for H3 and H3T, the H3 was not too bad a vehicle, but the H3T is a hidous monstrosity. Hopefully all goes well for their new owners, and the Hummer division. I would like to start seeing more jobs created rather than more jobs lost.

For a limited time, every Hummer sold in China comes with 4 free phonebooks so the driver can see over the wheel. Not that it’ll make them drive any better.

Good News! It’s about time GM unloaded this piece of crap brand. Maybe the chinese people will be able to build a real Hummer someday. Since GM couldn’t.

Buy American, Buy Honda or Toyota !!

^youre just as annoying as the real NMOFGM, just **** off

Yes, a lot of rappers and people that didn’t need these bought them in their heydey. But I live in the midwest where there was a lot of flooding last year. It was something to see the Hummer Club of America going out in the floods with their H1’s and H2’s, rescuing people form their homes and businesses. Police couldn’t get to them, so all these volunteers from the Hummer Club and the local Hummer dealership came out on their own. All the people screaming for the death of these huge vehicles because they cause “global warming” were now so thankful to be rescued from their flooded homes. Too bad their Priuses were getting shorted out in the flood waters.

cheers gta89mike! i agree, these cars are indeed purpose built, i mean other than the jeep in it’s beginnings, these cars are war machines! they can withstand bombs and everything, on the other side, those floods from global warming … well it is pretty safe to say that those hummers gave a pretty big contribution to global warming, with their 0.0000008 miles per gallon… great recreational vehicle, great war machine, great rescue vehicle, unpractical method of transportation…

a chinese hummer could prove to be confusing for some… and also entertaining

i like how Hummer was the big **** not too long ago, and now people are now all “good riddance” to the brand… i was never a fan of the H2, driving it was quite fun though, and i did think the H3T was interesting.. but to see all these people start hating something that was near perfectly American is amusing yet not surprising.. everyone else’s fault but mine/ours lives true

So, now that Hummer is owned by China, will Wal-Mart sell them in the toy department?

So China’s Red Army will be using Hummers now…..

NMOFGM just said GM can’t do something, is he off his meds?

I wonder if this story will have a “happy ending”…

… I don’t know, I find this whole thing tough to swallow.

That’s what she said johnny.

… I was just being tongue in cheek.

ALL HAIL THE OBAMSTER, KING OF THE FREE WORLD AND NOBEL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard of.

That is, the sound of heads exploding all across the good ‘ol US of A…… LMAO!!!

WTF ktulu… jesus h christ you’re an idiot.

Great news. And without GM sucking HUMMERs coffers dry, it will be able grow and build its products the way they should have been. The brand is highly profitable and with all that money from each sale staying in-house, HUMMER won’t be going anywhere.

look @ ktulu’s name…sounds familiar??? KXX….No Wonderis he is an idiot.

隨著高增長的中國擁有在美國，也許我們更美好的學習講西班牙語中，而不是現在。

Now it is Chevy’s turn to off load some dead weight too. Chevy has more Corvette lineup than family sedan. They only have the Malibu and Impala as midsize/fullsize family sedan. The rest are trucks and Vett lineup and commercial vans. And they need to get rid of the HH9, hella ugly car, dont even know why that car make it to the market, even uglier than most pontiac

What is that DenverGuy?

The only Hummer I ever thought was cool sported a .50 caliber heavy machine gun on top, or a 40mm grenade launcher. I was not impressed by the countless sheeple who bought the H1, then the H2, then the H3 and drove them around town as daily drivers.

Can’t wait to see what the Chinese do to Hummer… This might be funny to watch.

Hummers make me gag.

finallly..the chinese buying our junk instead of the other way around! good riddance to a useless brand

lol johngalt..instead of giving..try getting!

This whole business leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Priuses make me gag, so we’re even.

Ugh. The H1 Alpha was the only one that mattered. All the rest are junk, plain and simple. Too bad they had the discontinue the only good model.

@A4…the entire front skin/grille/hood/fenders are either plastic or fiberglass.

Denverguy means: (according to google translate)

With the high-growth China has in the U.S., maybe we better learn to speak Spanish, but not now.

actually it was that we should learn to speak Chinese instead of Spanish now….

Doubt it. Japanese were buying everything up 80s and 90s…they all wanted (and still want) to learn English.

Am I the only one who finds it fitting that the Chinese would buy the Hummer brand because of the nation’s (or their governments’) massive hard-on for military might?

@floor_it

Another interesting fact is that most rich/wealthy Japanese people in their native country have a huge love for American cars (mostly big SUV’s and muscle cars), way more than most Americans themselves would.

Same thing that applies to rich people in the Middle East as well, like the UAE and Saudi Arabia. They love big American cars as well.

I agrees with Stix…
I don’t really want some “Chinese Hummers” tearing through my house. But I am glad GM did something smart!

Everyone wants to see a head on collision between a ForTwo and an H2 just so they can see the ForTwo carnage. I want to see a head on collision between a ForTwo and a Chinese Hummer so I can see the Chinese Hummer carnage.

Jongalt and sal500, priceless setup and delivery. My wife got mad at me for laughing so long and hard.

I bought a Hummer last night, it was so cheap! It was only 20 bucks.

^Did she have teeth?

No. I prefer no teeth. Feels better. Teeth feels like a potato peeler.

vicdub, so it was a ‘gummer’ eh?!

Hummer, now with a booster seat!

@stix – Been to Japan twice…the Japanese have a huge love for American culture. Saw auto shops that specialize in old American iron. There is a sizeable Mustang presence in the Tokyo area…saw low riders (made with American cars) in Sapporo. Lots of Jeep owners too.