Comments on: Rolls-Royce introduces certified pre-owned program

By: BLISS

BLISS — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:05:40 +0000

GOOD NEWS ROLLS ROYCE…..BMW PLANNING

By: Burmanesski

Burmanesski — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:25:16 +0000

Aston Martin, Your head is so fare up the british car makers ass you don’t even see the American Muscle and sport cars out run your “make the Rich look silly” car.

Deanster, your comment was very funny.

By: AMGoff

AMGoff — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:42:11 +0000

Now that I keep looking at that picture I’m getting so pissed…. they totally ripped off the design of the Imperial concept….

By: LP640

LP640 — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:38:00 +0000

if you can afford a rolls royce then you really shouldnt be worried about depriciation.

By: maximus

maximus — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:45:47 +0000

I don’t see the point of a used Rolls Royce

By: RicardoHead

RicardoHead — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:21:36 +0000

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. LMFAO.

By: global_lightning

global_lightning — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:18:28 +0000

$22K = a new car, every week. I guess it beats burning the money in the fireplace or wiping your butt with it.

By: Aston Martin

Aston Martin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:58:55 +0000

FACT: A NEW ROLLS LOSES 22000 DOLLARS OF ITS VALUE IN A WEEK.

As a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow owner, I love it. Rolls-Royce is the second best British company ever. Yes, they’re ostentatious and unnecessary, but just fantastic! EVERYONE UP THERE WHO DOESN’T LIKE ROLLERS, YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU’RE TRUNDLING AROUND IN AN AMERICAN SHITMOBILE.

By: jackjimturkey

jackjimturkey — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:30:56 +0000

Piablo, that was funny

global: that was clearly a joke. but it gets even worse.
as cars depreciate, and times get hard it won’t be long before a guy is reduced to living in his Rolls!

By: global_lightning

global_lightning — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:36:52 +0000

I’m sorry LamborghiniZ, did I forget to include a ‘laugh-track’ with my post??? Yes, it was a joke. Now please don’t put a cap in my ass…

By: Syrax

Syrax — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:29:24 +0000

so far there’s two on the list

By: Get Real

Get Real — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:16:33 +0000

Big status symbol for men with small “parts”.

By: LamborghiniZ

LamborghiniZ — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:50:00 +0000

global_lightening: I hope that post was a joke, because it’s ridiculous.

By: AMGoff

AMGoff — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:15:51 +0000

well golly-gee… that sure is the fanciest used Bimmer I ever done saw…

By: global_lightning

global_lightning — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:58:05 +0000

Rolls is just exploiting the secondary market. Wannabes who want to show-off they’re in a ROLLS ROYCE (Ya playah!!!) but just can’t afford a new one. Be the first in the PJ’s with your RR boyeeee….

By: LamborghiniZ

LamborghiniZ — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:43:53 +0000

wrangler: I don’t know if you can consider the current crop of new Rolls models “British”, or “buying British”. Considering they’re owned in full by BMW…

By: LamborghiniZ

LamborghiniZ — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:42:26 +0000

Pre-owned or not, they are still Phantoms or Drop Head Coupes, which means that they are still the very, very best that money can buy if you’re in the market for a luxury sedan or convertible.

By: wrangler

wrangler — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:24:53 +0000

Take it from a two time British “pre-owned” fool, you don’t buy British and you definitely don’t buy used British.

By: 1c3d0g

1c3d0g — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:57:59 +0000

ROFL…ahahaha…you’re funny, Bran.

By: RicardoHead

RicardoHead — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:17:08 +0000

In the case of any british car, it’s called “Certified Pre-Crapped.”
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That’s true whether it’s a new or used british car.

By: Tosta Mista

Tosta Mista — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:02:57 +0000

This will make more sense when BMW expans the Rolls-Royce model range, with the rumoured ‘junior Phantom’, lower-priced and positioned between the Phantom and the 7-series.

By: CTS DRIVER

CTS DRIVER — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:57:27 +0000

lmao bran…

By: Jazz

Jazz — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:44:35 +0000

lol Piablo…

By: LP640

LP640 — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:36:52 +0000

nice should make buying a phantom easier and they’ll also be new-ish as i doubt anyone would have had serious mileage on a phantom.

By: Bryce

Bryce — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:27:09 +0000

And I don’t mean explicity Rolls. I don’t think anyone NEEDS a Rolls-Royce.

By: Bryce

Bryce — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:25:47 +0000

I don’t like used vehicle and I especially don’t like selling them. But would you rather have a used vehicle with a warranty or without? It’s a great choice for people that need a used car.

By: bran

bran — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:05:52 +0000

Cars must be “virtually flawless.” Sorry Paris, you cant sell your car back to Rolls because of the vagina stain you left when you forgot your underwear. No one wants that.

By: rey323

rey323 — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:54:55 +0000

I love word connotations. Instead of prettying up the term “used” with “pre-owned”, we should take it the other way: Rolls Royce now proudly introduces its first ever certified defiled program!

By: Piablo

Piablo — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:31:20 +0000

Certified Pre-owned… one of my most favorite marketing word plays.

“Yep, these are definitely used. We garantee it.”

By: jackjimturkey

jackjimturkey — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:19:09 +0000

Just crap.
They’re still used cars. This is a ploy to hose you, although if you can afford a Rolls …