Comments on: Saturn launches new social networking site

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:46:32 +0000

Yeah, how about this
“You now tat girl from our Molecular Physics and theory class”
“Yes I do”
“Well we had the best date on Monday night”
“How neat, did you disect a frog”
“No, we both went on a date to a coffe shop, then I almost scored in the backseat but I got a nosebleed, it was so awesome”
“Wow, your one lucky guy, if I weren’t 1115, I could almost score to, but I’ll stick to online dating”

By: ARMY Strong

ARMY Strong — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:10:46 +0000

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: howsmydriving

howsmydriving — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:44:33 +0000

This could be one of the Saturn blog conversations:

“I hear that my Astra has 138 horsepower. Is that why my car is so fast?”

“No, your car is fast because it has ABS and OnStar.”

“I wish my Astra had only 70 horsepower because gas is so expensive these days!”

“I hear that going fast is really dangerous. That’s why I always drive under the speed limit.”

“Astra is the fastest car I’ve ever owned. It handles better than even a Corvette or Porsche. I plan on keeping my Astra for 45 years. That 138 horsepower engine is a MONSTER!!!”

By: Brendino

Brendino — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:52:52 +0000

@anderson_b76 – some of us drive Mercury Sables. But most of us are too young to have these new fancy schmancy Saturns so we roll in the mid-90s Corollas and Buicks. No different than your average college student, I suppose.

By: anderson_b76

anderson_b76 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:50:03 +0000

Great…a bunch of boring turds networking. The type of people who buy Saturns are the same type of people that are those new born again Christians who attend churches that play rock music as people sing, dance and sway back and forth screaming how they’ve been saved.

By: ARMY Strong

ARMY Strong — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:06:38 +0000

ooooo…saturns version of myspace

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:41:35 +0000

Trouble is she was English to boot. The only thing I ever caught was between my teeth. Don’t they ever shave?

By: autonut

autonut — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:31:30 +0000

Or yea, johnny, I hope you did not catch anything serious with her: French car etc .

By: autonut

autonut — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:30:15 +0000

johnnycanuck, I have horrid memories of Renault 5 (LeCar here). It wasn’t bad looking and was advance enough (5 speeds in late 70’s or early 80’s) but in Europe it had 1.0L engine at rental agencies. For comparo it was 1.4L in US trim. Imagine yourself on autostrada in Italy with no speed limit whatsoever, while it was 55 mph home (89! km/hr) and 100 km/hr in Canada and the darn thing would not go faster then 140 km/hr in 3rd/4th/5th!

By: HemiRoadRunner

HemiRoadRunner — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:04:12 +0000

Wow, now I have a cool place to hang out. Maybe I’ll meet some cool hip you people and have score some internet sex with internet chicks……

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:42:58 +0000

autonut: there’s a parallel to be drawn between women and cars in that they both look way better at the end of the night than the start. That said, my girlfriend in high school had a Renault Le Car. Suffice it to say we are no longer an item.

By: autonut

autonut — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:26:32 +0000

Johnny, remind me if it was OK to date a chick with poor car judgment? I checked the site: 3 females one is 47 and looks very willing for her age. All 3 are OK visually but have those pathetic Ions with 2.5 doors. Even in my young and horny days I could not get a raiser for that.

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:56:06 +0000

Damn I wish I was still young and hip and could be a part of this. Oh well, at least on LLN you don’t have to pretend you like anybody, and nothing beats waking up in the morning and seeing what the hell you actually posted the previous night when everything became perfectly clear after the 5th beer.

By: Brendino

Brendino — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:46:19 +0000

Did anyone actually check out the site? It’s little more than an enthusiast site with some corporate bucks making it nice. Not the worst thing in the world to try, you know?

By: tzu13

tzu13 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:10:57 +0000

Wow! I’m going to buy a Saturn just so I can use this!!

/sarcasm

By: xkr

xkr — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:08:29 +0000

so gay

By: LaCaLover

LaCaLover — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:04:58 +0000

Jeez people need to get out more

By: Spingood Tanoya

Spingood Tanoya — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:58:10 +0000

Well, at least “ImSaturn.com” sounds better than “Uranus.com”.

By: howsmydriving

howsmydriving — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:51:18 +0000

Oh gee, I can’t wait to be a member of this exclusive club. Maybe I could start a blog on why GM’s Bob Lutz thinks that global warming is bull****….

By: injunraiv

injunraiv — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:48:41 +0000

They should just use the boards here at LLN…