Comments on: Tesla opens New York showroom

By: abosco

abosco — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 23:14:22 +0000

The people who comment regularly on this site are completely retarded. Great job, let’s lambaste all upstart companies with forward thinking and increasing financial influence. Let’s make fun of companies that see the automobile as it will be in ten years and try to anticipate it instead of building H2 clones and then asking for money from taxpayers.

And most of all, let’s criticize companies looking into alternative propulsion technologies, since, you know, fossil fuels will last forever. It’s not like crude oil’s P90 R/P ratio is 41 years, or anything. (For all of the people on this site who don’t know anything about energy, that means that at the current rate of consumption, we will use up the entire supply of extractable crude oil in 41 years. Look up the BP Statistical Review 2007.)

By: SomeGreek

SomeGreek — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:00:16 +0000

The Spartan showroom?? I now hate you Musk, you pathetic manager of the retards…

By: johnnycanuck

johnnycanuck — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:29:03 +0000

Well I guess I’ll never be buying a Tesla. I feel uncomfortable just reading about their showrooms never mind the thought of actually being in one.

By: Bankruptcy2009

Bankruptcy2009 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:04:00 +0000

Great I will be looking forward to the Chicago Store before some Idiot Lawyer down on LaSalle St Smells it up with his lawyers Arse and Snootie Wife!

By: A4

A4 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:53:40 +0000

Speaking of hairdryers, Borat, I wonder if driving one of these into a lake would have a similar effect as dropping the hairdryer into the bathtub after you realize you could have bought 2 Elises and looked less queer.

By: West Ryder Lunatic

West Ryder Lunatic — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:23:40 +0000

OMG, Concrete Floors! I’ll take two!

By: Borat

Borat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:03:52 +0000

Kid, is there a huge gay population in Seattle? In NYC dealership opened practically in epicenter of alternative lifestyle. If they don’t open dealership in Seattle soon you can visit Big APple and sample either Tesla or Bruno himself

By: Kid Icarus

Kid Icarus — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:35:16 +0000

I can’t wait for the Seattle showroom to open later this year!

By: leftwingagenda

leftwingagenda — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:26:20 +0000

c’mon, you can troll more creatively than that, i hope, otherwise this won’t be much of a challenge…

By: rightwingagenda

rightwingagenda — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:36:06 +0000

Hey Telsa, I happen to love burning dead dinosaurs…

By: Borat

Borat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:29:41 +0000

Most of Brunos in that neck of the woods would not distinguish Tesla car from hairdryer.